The food guide

What can I actually eat?

FODMAP, in plain language. No science degree required. A simple flag guide to what's usually fine, what depends, and what tends to cause trouble.

FODMAP is a framework developed by Monash University that identifies the short-chain carbohydrates most likely to trigger gut symptoms.

What even is a FODMAP?

You got told to try low-FODMAP and immediately googled "what is a saccharide." Same. It's just an acronym, six letters, each a type of carb that can stir up trouble.

F
Fermentable
Stuff that ferments in your gut like a tiny brewery you didn't ask for.
O
Oligosaccharides
Garlic, onion, wheat. The social butterflies that cause chaos.
D
Disaccharides
Lactose. Milk's personality.
M
Monosaccharides
Fructose, honey, mango, apple, pear. Too much overwhelms your gut.
A
And
Yes, literally just "and." They named a diet after the word "and."
P
Polyols
Stone fruits, cauliflower, mushrooms, sugar-free gum.

Like dating flags, but for your gut.

What's usually fine, what needs a second thought, and what your gut is already writing a strongly-worded letter about.

Green flag
Go off, your gut is fine
plain meat and fisheggsrice, oats, quinoacarrots, potatoes, spinachfirm bananalactose-free milkhard cheese
Amber flag
Portion size is everything here
sourdough (small slice)oats in bigger portionsbrie and camembertrinsed tinned chickpeasavocado (eighth fine, half not)
Red flag
Your gut has filed a restraining order
garlic, onion, leekwheat, rye, regular pastamilk, soft cheese, yoghurtapple, pear, mangohoney, beans, most lentils
Portion size changes everything, even a "safe" food can tip over if you eat a lot. This is a plain-language starting point, not a clinical chart. For exact amounts, the Monash FODMAP app is the gold standard, and always check with your doctor or dietitian.

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